“Sharpshoot the Wind” — Ilpaladino ONE PIECE Usopp Men’s Cycling Jersey

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Every ride is a tall tale waiting to be told.  Slip into the Usopp jersey and the road becomes your very own Syrup Village stage—complete with wind dragons instead of sea kings and tarmac villains begging for a 5-star pop-green finish.
Fabric & Feel
• 135 g/m² Italian polyester knit wicks faster than Usopp’s nose grows on impact.
• Laser-cut mesh side panels shaped like Kabuto’s forked slingshot arms let air whistle through on every draw.
• UPF 50+ blocks rays tougher than Kaya’s ironclad belief in her long-nosed hero.
Design That Talks (and Shoots)
Front: bold sun-yellow body splashed with Usopp’s jolly roger—crossbones crossed by a slingshot instead of swords.  The skull winks in reflective ink the moment headlights hit it.
Back: a comic-panel print of Usopp mid-sneeze, launching a smoke star that fades into speed lines as you pedal away.  Left sleeve carries the word “Sogeking” in discreet tonal embroidery—point it at the peloton and watch rivals crumble under imaginary 800-meter pressure.
Storage Built for a Marksman
Three rear pockets deep enough for gels, mini-pump, and a rubber-band “Firebird Star” for show-and-tell at the café stop.  Hidden zip pocket sized for house keys or emergency Pop Greens—because you never know when you’ll need a Midori Boshi.
Fit & Finish
Race-cut silhouette, sizes S-4XL.  Silicone waist gripper keeps the jersey locked even when you sprint like you’re fleeing Arlong’s wrath.  Flat-locked seams glide over skin smoother than a perfect Kaya thank-you letter.
Limited Run
Only 1,000 numbered pieces.  Each tag sewn inside reads “Shot # ___ /1000.”  When the final round leaves the barrel, the mould is retired to the bottom of the Grand Line.
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