Yohohoho! — Own the Road in Brook’s Bone-Chill Cycling Suit

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Yohohoho! — Own the Road in Brook’s Bone-Chill Cycling Suit  

Slide into the saddle, cue the violin solo, and pedal straight into the world of the Revive-Revive Fruit.  This limited-run ONE PIECE cycling suit wraps Brook’s grinning skull, top-hat silhouette and piano-key stripes around a race-day chassis built for mortals who refuse to stay dead on the climbs.

The Fabric Requiem  
• 100 % feather-light polyester conducts heat like a ghost passing through walls—breathable, quick-dry, and UV-armored so you won’t roast under the Florian sun or the noon-day asphalt .  
• Side-panel mesh shaped like treble clefs vents hot air every time you hit the drops, keeping your core cooler than Brook’s literal chill.  

Skeleton Key Details  
• Front zip pull is a miniature violin bow—pluck it down for full ventilation on the sprint.  
• Three rear pockets: one for gels, one for mini-pump, one sized for a mini rum bottle (or electrolytes, we won’t judge).  
• Reflective piping outlines the crossbones on the sleeves—headlights catch the grin and throw it back like a Bink’s Sake encore.  

Fit & Philosophy  
• Race-cut sleeves laser-scalloped to stay flat without elastic squeeze—perfect for conducting air-guitar solos at 40 kph.  
• Bib straps cross in an “X” that mirrors Brook’s signature afro silhouette; chamois mapped with gel islands in the pattern of Laboon’s dorsal scars—six-hour rides feel like a gentle sea shanty beneath you.  

Numbers & Nightmares  
Only 850 sets produced.  Each jersey carries a woven tag stitched inside the right pocket: 1/850, 2/850 … 850/850.  When the last set ships, the mould’s buried at sea—no reissue, no resurrection.

Yohohoho—click “Add to Cart” before the last coffin lid closes.